[mood| 
giggly]
when I first like learned how to jack off ok, when it happend sorta accidentally and you think "woah" and this is such a douchebag child that I was I thought I`d invented something. I`m gonna make so much money. Everybody`s gonna wanna learn how to do this. I`m gonna be king of the world I can give seminars. I`m like..what twelve years old, you know, thinking, Instantly going "I can turn this into money". You know, this handful of cum, this is gonna make me rich. I was so fucking dissapointed. My mom is like knocking on the bathroom door and I`m like "I`m doing market research, shut up I`ll make you rich"
- Chuck Palahniuk
giggly] - Chuck Palahniuk
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